Silly Sizzlin' Bitzy Bacon Pony

My husband thinks her name should be 

Chichirones Sizzle Britches,

I think Sizzlin' Bitzy Bacon, and don't get my daughter's started - 

theirs always have words like "sparkle" or "shimmer" in it . . .

Whatever her name, I have a poem that seems fitting for her:

Roses are red.

Bacon is too.

Poetry is hard.

Mmmmmmm Bacon.